Question of ID
Security officer at Tech Codies SEZ:- Can I see your ID please? TekNik:- Facebook, Twitter or Gmail? Tweet This Post
View ArticleDefinition of Derivatives
Arbit Choudhury making a presentation – Definition of Derivative – Product (like Presentation, Case Analysis etc.) which is derived from an underlying asset (like Google or work done by someone else in...
View ArticlePerformance Incentives
Teknik:- This years performance incentive would be announced soon. DotNET:- I have got the same performance incentive for the last 5 years. I have retained my job. Tweet This Post
View ArticleRoles in an IT Project
A client asking Teknik:- I would like to meet the business analyst, lead developer and leader tester who would work on this project from your company. Teknik replies:- All of them are right here, Mr....
View ArticleCorporate Email Etiquette
Arbit Choudhury Tweet – Corporate Email Etiquette No. 46 – Never reply to an email from your subordinate untill he sends the 3rd reminder. Tweet This Post
View ArticleHow to solve a case study?
Teknik – What do you do when you have no clue how to solve a case study. Arbit Choudhury -I mention Integration and Coordination as many times as possible in my response. Tweet This Post
View ArticleHow to justify a bribe?
Teknik – The HR manager in my company was caught giving a bribe. He said he was merely giving a pre-emptive performance incentive. Tweet This Post
View ArticleExample of Options
Arbit Choudhury making a presentation – Definition of Options – The right to exercise the option of whether to bunk the class or not. Tweet This Post
View ArticleTypical IT Project
Kahar Barpakar speaking to TekNik and .NET in his usual rough manner:- We will start a new project for the implementation of an accounting software for a Fortune 500 company, across 200 locations...
View ArticleProject of the Year
.Net saying:- My project was selected for the Crown Jewel Award for significant cost savings. Teknik replies:- Wow! How did you guys do it? .Net says:- We delivered at 80% of SLAs to the client with...
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